So…all the now adults who grew up on The Muppets are still traumatized by the Miss Piggy/Kermit breakup. Even more devastating is the fact that Kermit now allegedly has a new girlfriend. He’s said to be dating a pig named Denise, and really, she just looks like a fake Miss Piggy.
Kermit, how could you!
Anyway, Denise is the head of marketing at ABC, and she got dragged mercilessly on social media. Here are some of the best reactions to Kermit’s new girl:
While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding? It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman–pig or otherwise–is my official “new girlfriend.” We are simply close friends.
Whatevs, that’s what they all say. We still don’t like her.