Zola Moon was the first to do it, but is there a new teller of tales that can live up to the infamous Twitter narration that left us confused and out of sorts? We’ll let you be the judge…
A young man by the name of Xavier Burgin (X) picked up where Zola left off and told us the tale of Tina & the Gucci Flip Flop. According to X, he asked his single, independent, fine, childless friend why she’s still single and her response was:
“It’s ’cause I’ve been trapped in the closet. Every girl has a trapped in the closet moment.” Tina’s response left X thirsting for more. Was she currently trapped in the closet- having feelings toward the same-sex- but not ready to acknowledge them? Nope, that wasn’t it at all.
SOURCE: Complex | PHOTO CREDIT: Twitter, Getty